Today, I checked the FAIL! page again, and nobody has used it since September...FAIL!

Today, I went into the instance for "Things that Go Bump in the Night" to see what was up in there. Upon seeing the wave of low level monsters approaching me slowly I ran like a little girl. Some hours later I'd leveled a few times and went back in to see if I had gotten high enough to stand a chance. Well, apparently the monsters in Instances do not reset if you leave, so when I went in I got a big ol' face full of monster donger and didn't even have time to engage one before going plop. Won't be going back in there for some time again....FAIL!

Today, While waiting word on if I was needed to help with A Moogle Kupo D'Etat, I was informed that two of the participating BLMs didn't have Sleepga 2....FAIL!

Today, ok well really two weeks ago, I applied for Player Event Support. Got that Pendant thing and got the coords for 4 moogles. Spent hours setting up an elaborate linkshell event using the moogles. SE never even bothered to email me back....FAIL!

Today, i spent an hour trading imperial pieces to get my Walahra Turban, guess which NPC was the ONLY beseiged prisoner to the TROLLS?!...FAIL!

Today, A couple of weeks ago I had to leave for school during a raid.... 5 minutes after leaving the piece of equipment I have been trying to get for months drops. FML....FAIL!

Today, Today, I was helping my girlfriend with her War AF. Not looking it up myself, I go with my BLM, and proceed to get beat. I run down a corridor to a Mithra in Hecatomb body. Quickly, I ask for assistance, and invite the Mithra. I dies just as she joins, then watch as she dies...and delevels to 33. Turns out it was a Beetle Harness, not Hecatomb Harness. FML....FAIL!

Today, I lotted highest on a Flint Stone in Union....FAIL!

Today, Today I discovered my black mage wardrobe was practically perfect. There's nothing else to live for in the world of magic....FAIL!