Today, I attempted to tank as pld/drk >.> why didnt the party leader notice when he invited me >.<...FAIL!

Today, I checked the FAIL! page again, and nobody has used it since September...FAIL!

Today, I went into the instance for "Things that Go Bump in the Night" to see what was up in there. Upon seeing the wave of low level monsters approaching me slowly I ran like a little girl. Some hours later I'd leveled a few times and went back in to see if I had gotten high enough to stand a chance. Well, apparently the monsters in Instances do not reset if you leave, so when I went in I got a big ol' face full of monster donger and didn't even have time to engage one before going plop. Won't be going back in there for some time again....FAIL!

Today, when I received a party on BRD, the leader (and COR) got DD happy and forgot a healer and asked me to /sub whm and heal. I was forced for the THIRD time in a row to go whm to salvage the party while BRD remains the redheaded stepchild of leveling...FAIL!

Today, While waiting word on if I was needed to help with A Moogle Kupo D'Etat, I was informed that two of the participating BLMs didn't have Sleepga 2....FAIL!

Today, I was sent to speak with financial managers at a nursing home. On my way out of the building I noticed some of the nursing home residents playing Wii bowling and asked if I could join a game. I was out-bowled by a 96 year old lady named Bella by about 100 points. FML...FAIL!

Today, ok well really two weeks ago, I applied for Player Event Support. Got that Pendant thing and got the coords for 4 moogles. Spent hours setting up an elaborate linkshell event using the moogles. SE never even bothered to email me back....FAIL!

Today, i spent an hour trading imperial pieces to get my Walahra Turban, guess which NPC was the ONLY beseiged prisoner to the TROLLS?!...FAIL!

Today, I clicked the link to Evony................. FML...FAIL!

Today, A couple of weeks ago I had to leave for school during a raid.... 5 minutes after leaving the piece of equipment I have been trying to get for months drops. FML....FAIL!

Today, I was in pain at work and some rich "Snobsdale" lady said that people in my 'position' (aka working class) should learn to serve those above them more respectfully and I had to choose between keeping my job until my two weeks were up and more money... or tell her to shove it and get termed. I chose more money......FAIL!

Today, I got a call from my boss, he told me not to bother to come into work until 3:00 pm. I thought 'great, i'll work 3 or 4 hours and be done'. nooooo I go to work at 3:00 pm and still put in 8 freaking hours for the day......FAIL!

Today, Today, I was helping my girlfriend with her War AF. Not looking it up myself, I go with my BLM, and proceed to get beat. I run down a corridor to a Mithra in Hecatomb body. Quickly, I ask for assistance, and invite the Mithra. I dies just as she joins, then watch as she dies...and delevels to 33. Turns out it was a Beetle Harness, not Hecatomb Harness. FML....FAIL!

Today, I lotted highest on a Flint Stone in Union....FAIL!

Today, Today I discovered my black mage wardrobe was practically perfect. There's nothing else to live for in the world of magic....FAIL!